Drunk Friend Rescue Mission: The Public Handbook
Have you ever found yourself in a situation where you're out with friends, and one of them has had one too many drinks? It's not a fun situation to be in, especially when the drunk friend starts getting a little too rowdy and causing a scene. But don't worry; we've got you covered. Here's how to deal with an overly drunk friend without ruining the night for everyone else.
First things first, let's get some facts straight. According to the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism, approximately 88,000 people die from alcohol-related causes yearly in the United States. That's a staggering number and one to remember when dealing with a friend who has had too much to drink.
Now, on to the good stuff. How do you handle an overly drunk friend without getting into a heated argument or ruining the night? It's all about approach and timing. Here are some tips to keep in mind:
Stay calm and level-headed. It's easy to get caught up in the moment and become angry or frustrated with your friend's behavior. But this will only escalate the situation. Instead, take a deep breath and approach the problem with a calm and level-headed demeanor.
Offer water and food. Alcohol dehydrates the body and affects your friend's judgment, so offering water and nutrition can help sober them up. Plus, it's always a good idea to line your friend's stomach before they continue to drink.
Give them space. Sometimes, all a drunk friend needs is a little space and time to calm down. Let them know you're there for them, but give them a chance to regroup and gather their thoughts.
Please find a way to get them home safely. This could mean calling a taxi or an Uber or offering to drive them yourself. If your friend cannot move or take public transportation, it's your responsibility as a friend to make sure they get home safely.
Have a backup plan. If you can't find a way to get your friend home safely, it's essential to have a backup plan in place. This could mean finding a nearby hotel or calling a friend who lives nearby to come and pick them up.
Now, let's add a little humor to this otherwise serious situation. How do you know if your friend is too drunk? When they start calling you by their ex's name, it's probably time to call it a night. Or, when they begin to sway more than a palm tree in a hurricane, it's a sure sign that they've had one too many drinks.
In all seriousness, dealing with an overly drunk friend can be complex and challenging, but it's essential to approach it with empathy and care. Your friend may not remember what happened the next day, but you'll always have the memories (or lack thereof) of how you handled the situation.
What do you think, readers? How do you handle an overly drunk friend? Share your tips and tricks in the comments below.